All 16 movie Reviews


Such is Life... Such is Life...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great style, great animation.

I loved it. The character expressions and animation were excellent. Can't wait to see more.



There She Is!! final step There She Is!! final step

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just fantastic

This was such an amazing series.



Dumbass Dumbass Dance Dumbass Dumbass Dance

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Delightfully sarcastic

"This is just to prove, that anyone can look fat and dance around just like the next guy."

And you did with flying colors. The result was a wonderfully sarcastic rendtion of the original "Numa Numa Dance" that I found hysterical. Nice job albeit a little biting and harsh, but that's the beauty of sarcastic humor.



Fallen Angel: Teaser Fallen Angel: Teaser

Rated 5 / 5 stars

::Slow Applause::

I am impressed.... Well done. Can't wait to see the finished product.



Pencilmation #1 Pencilmation #1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Review of Pencilmation

For starters I liked this short. Sure the animation and the look was overly simple but when I look at this I realize that the overly simple style was what the creator was going for.. If he wanted to draw something complicated or "cool" looking he probably could've but then this film would've lost it's charm.

This film was very similar to such shorts as Chuck Jones' "Duck Amuck" and Don Hertzfeldt's "Genre", and while they are similar I will in no way call this movie a rip off. The style and execution is completely diffrent. To say that Ross Bollinger ripped off Don Hertzfeldt is to say that Don Hertzfeldt ripped of Chuck Jones. It's just silly to do that because after all there are probably hundreds of movies and games very near and dear to "arm chair" critics hearts that probably are "ripping off" other things... You can only tell so many types of stories.

But I'm in no way defending people who outright steal shit on the contrary, I'm defending people like Ross Bollinger and his film, because, while it might've been inspired by the aforementioned films it is still a creation spawned from his imagination and is WAY more creative then half the crap that come and goes into the portal.

Good Job Ross you deserve all the praise that this film recieves.

9 OUT OF 10.



Miracle on 34th Street Miracle on 34th Street

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You make Strawberry Clock look like a F*ckin' God.

Nice graphics, and okay sound..... However I voted 0 for two reasons.... 1. It was boring 2. It was OVERLY SELF-GLORIFIED. You guys make Strawberry Clock look as if he's some god to be worshipped, and you also make the Fulps look like Strawberry's bitches by having them constantly bowing to him, and calling him "Lord and Master of the Portal". All this film shows is how out of touch with reality you seem to be. Strawberry Clock is not, and never will be the "King of the Portal" at least not in the way you want him to be....

Stop living in the fantasy realm and use your talents for something other then worshipping a very mediocre flash animator.

Break off from the Clock Crew and make quality films...

Thank you for your time.



College University pt 3-3 College University pt 3-3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hell Yeah

This show is the funniest shit I have seen in a long time. Hell yeah you should put up Episode 3 in its entirety. That would be cool.



a trib. to n14 a trib. to n14

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That's Beautiful man...

This was by far the most original piece of work I've seen yet on NG... A beautifully twisted change from the same ol' shit that's been pouring in here as of late... Again this was the some of the best stuff I've seen... Scary, and disturbing...



I Like To Beat Things... I Like To Beat Things...

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Badd Ass

Wow excellent job, this is real animation here something you rarely see with flash cartoons... Usually you get some cut and paste looking characters, but it appears that you took the time to frame by frame animate this little film here. For you hard effort you get a 10 from me which is next to impossible to get from me..... I'm supermely picky, and overly critical... Maybe that's bad... Keep them coming....



FUKEMON:Pimpn w/ Mewoth2 FUKEMON:Pimpn w/ Mewoth2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Prostitue Laundry = decent score

Cool use of the "Sifl and Olly" song "Prostitue Laundry". For that I give you a decent rating.... Fukemon is cool keep it up...